Well our day was eventful, Ryder and I where jumping off buildings for the he'll of it, Kim FINALY made it back home, Misty went swimming, and a shocker came up, Misty read my stuff involving my son daughter mom and brother, I never had a father, well almost did till I beat him to death cuz he tried to rape my mother. Misty decided to ignore it. Riders scares from the gunshot faded and I had a good make-out session with Misty at a bar while girls couldent keep thier eyes off Ryder, one managed to touch his soft heart. Poor mans been through alot, but in my oppinion I've been through worse in the last 16 years or so. Not that I'm being rude. The girl was a kitten, a blonde, Green eyes about 6'"4 very kind but extremely shy. I read her mind she went by the name "Chloey" a nice name, if I'm not mistaken Ryder has seen this angel before. My nerves told me to remain calm. Normally im jumpy. The bar tender had a DJ performing. I had the itch to dance but just in case I did not wanna embarrass Misty, Ryder on the other hand? He is groovy, he's got balls of steel that guy, doing a break dance to vinnila ice "the wrath" I worked with vanilla ice for a couple years after my hit "My name is" came out in 1993 in July on Amarica day. I'm Brazillian just no accent my mom was Canadian, but my father was Brazillian. So we said that I would be Brazillian. Or I think my mom was Canadian she never tells me. Ryder really turned Chloey on doing michall jacksons moon walk and triple back flip. I grabbed the mic thinking I could assist him. I wanted to rap the wrath so I knew the lyrics and everything. Here it is A dope hit.
Iceman comin' with the dope hit.
Cuz a few suckers need their throats slit,
Jealous cause I went multi-platinum.
now I'm gonna blast them in the head,
till they're dead with my magnum lyrics.
Might be simplistic, but I'm no gimp,
On the strength cuz I know how to pimp it.
Now I got grip and suckers keep sinkin in my quicksand,
Vanilla Ice vocal hit man.
Got the number 3 in my crosses sittin' on the rooftoop,
Pop goes the weasel was a bag fa-flop-flop.
the brothers didn't like your record,
Cuz it wasn't hip-hop=hop,
But this ain't a dis, cuz you sold gold.
Still a made a killin'
Cuz it ain't even a tenth of eleven million.
Givin' my rhyme spice, while my DJ's on the slice,
Vanilla Ice is back on the map, with the wrath of
Ice, Ice, Man...the wrath of the Ice Man
I'm the Ice, the Iceman but I'm no superhero,
So baby just cut that zero.
I'm gettin tired of those punks gettin jealous,
Trying to say that I might be another Elvis.
Forget that I'm Vanilla, the funky rhyme killa,
The dope song deala, ready to pilla cap of a wack MC
There's no wack in me, and big dollars is all I'm stackin' G
So give a boost to the volume.
I got the funky-funky sounds to make the cars boom,
So step back and give me room, as I consume the others
The Iceman is bringin' doom to the suckers
Yes, for the lovers of hip-hop.
And for my foes they get popped, you shouldn't step to the man
When I'm swingin like Tyson.
yo, punk this is the wrath of the Iceman.
Now I'm on everybody's hit list, so there gonna get dissed,
Now there on my hit list.
It's like that cause I'm the mizzak I carry my striszap,
To bust a kizap, don't try to jizak me, cuz my life is
Like hectic, when I made a record, now I'm gettin
Hounded every second, see I'm like the one.
They love to hate, so I made this album much harder
To set the stupid critics straight,
And I'm still droppin bombs, you know the rap world,
A battle field in Vietnam, and I'm creepin like a sniper.
Takin' out the suckers with an album that is
Funkier and hyper, the type of street stuff
I like listenin to, funky bass and breaks to make your
Speakers shake, earthquake breaks the richter scale
Check out the aftermath.
Yo, this the wrath of the Iceman.
Ice, Ice, Man...the wrath of the Ice Man
Chloey glomped Ryder I could tell she was in love. Misty tackled me too.
The croud started cheering our names.
TO BE CONTINUED....
Listening to: Three days grace
Eating: Chips (again)
Drinking: Dr.pepper (again)